Recently, I've been going home for lunch rather than spending the hour in my office. Today, James and I started discussing...I forget what....but it it ended like this:
James: Listen, 90% of people lie about not having sex before
marriage. I’m just saying that most people aren't in the 1%.
Me: You’re missing 9% there, Champ.
James: No I’m not. The other 9% have no libido. They’re old.
Me: Hey! Old people can get funky.
James: You...are disturbing.
Me: What about Abraham and Sarah?
James: Abraham got a bullet in the head while watching a
play, Jessa. He had lead poisoning, which is why he could't have kids.
[I get up to leave]
James [shouting]: That's right! Run from my logic, woman. Run!
No comments:
Post a Comment