Yeah, that's *totally* a normal response....

James: "Someone could sing the first two words of "oh Canada" and then hum any other tune and I would believe them. That's how little I care about Canada."

Me: "Let's move to Canada."

James: "No. But good talk."

Me: "Why not? You could finally have an excuse to wrestle with bears."

James: "Cause....'Merica. And freedom."

Me: "Honey your breath stinks. Go brush your teeth."

Jams: "You can't tell me what to do. I'm an adult, which means you need to leave me alone."

Me: "Ok, we'll whenever I'm doing the finances, I'm going to say the same thing to you."

James: "And I will immediately pee on you."

(Pause)

James starts humming the Canadian national anthem again.