Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Why I Go Home for Lunch


Recently, I've been going home for lunch rather than spending the hour in my office. Today, James and I started discussing...I forget what....but it it ended like this: 


James: Listen, 90% of people lie about not having sex before marriage. I’m just saying that most people aren't in the 1%.

Me: You’re missing 9% there, Champ.

James: No I’m not. The other 9% have no libido. They’re old.

Me: Hey! Old people can get funky.

James: You...are disturbing.

Me: What about Abraham and Sarah?

James: Abraham got a bullet in the head while watching a play, Jessa. He had lead poisoning, which is why he could't have kids.

[I get up to leave]

James [shouting]: That's right! Run from my logic, woman. Run!

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